Jeff v2.0
12.10.2009
Early Bird Special: Someone’s in the kitchen. It’s a homeless woman named Dinah. She’s been living in the crawl space above your front door for the past two weeks.
You are now checking the crawl space above your front door.
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Please tell me that this is just an elaborate set up with the punch-line being “Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah.”
Video posted at 08:42
12.09.2009
“ If in the last few years you haven’t discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. „
Gelett Burgess
Quote posted at 14:02
12.08.2009
“ Be sincere. Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you. „
Alfred E. Smith
Quote posted at 15:18
12.05.2009
Where in LA am I?
Photo posted at 12:02
12.03.2009
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Infographic of the Day: I feel bad for you, Tiger.
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Photo posted at 23:15
12.01.2009
“ Never mind what the ‘people’ think of you! They may overestimate or underestimate you! Until they discover your real worth, your success depends mainly upon what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself. You can succeed if nobody else believes it; but you will never succeed if you don’t believe in yourself. „
William J. H. Boetcker
Quote posted at 09:10
11.30.2009
Video posted at 10:10
11.25.2009
Home Reminders
“You used to be so lazy you would only eat chicken because you didn’t want to have to chew steak”
Text posted at 09:59
11.21.2009
Photo posted at 16:56
11.16.2009
“ Persistence is what makes the impossible possible, the possible likely, and the likely definite „
Robert Half
Quote posted at 09:42
